Monday, September 10, 2012

"Owe, schitte". Kride thuh Kween

buy Eddd Dore (kopiewright tuenntee tuelv)

"Owe, schitte," kride thuh Kween, az shie droupt hur seegahr inn hur glas uv bier. "Wheel bee lait!" Sew shie cauld hur showfurr, klimed inntwo thuh bak seet uv hur Rolz-Roiss, anne sett awf uhkros Lundun two thuh wrezidenz uv thuh Pryminestur. Thay krost Lundun agin awn thuh whey two thie hedkwaturz uv thuh Yewknighted Neighshuns, wear thay enkownturd thuh wreprheezentuhtivs uv Spane, Jermunee, Gnawlweigh, Meksicko, Ahrjenteenuh, Kanuhduh, Nighjeehreeuh, Phinnlund, Belljum, Gwatuhmawluh, Grees, Eejippt, Rusha, Yewkrane, Awstraileeuh, Gnu Zeelund, anne uh phiu uhthr kontrees.Thay deebatid awl dey anne awl nite uhbowt weathr two mek Inglische thie ohfishul langwidge uv thuh hole whirld. Phynullee thay konklooded itt wood knot bee praktickle beekawz Inglische arthawgrafee iz fahr two dipheekult.

Awn hur weigh bak two thuh pallus shie thawt upp a gnu pome --

Mowsee-Ratt, Mowsee-Ratt, wear hav yew bean?
Eye'v bean two Lundun two luk att thuh Kween.
Mowsee-Ratt, Mowsee-Ratt, wot didde yew their?
Eye lepht sum whee drawpings unndur hur chare.

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